Not Me Monday

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Reflecting back on this week, I think most of my "Not Me's" actually have to do with food. If you know my emotional eating habits, you can probably guess that it's NOT been a tough week...

I did NOT back cookies and brownies and 3 batches of rice krispie treats this week. And I certainly did NOT eat some of each. That would seem a little excessive...

My mother-in-law dropped off dinner the other night. In my distracted state, I did NOT completely forget about it all day and leave almost an entire pork roast on the counter long enough that it was no longer safe to consume. That would be shameful with such a thoughtful gift...

And I definitely would NOT have left the above mentioned food on the counter for one more whole day before remembering to throw it away... That would be disgusting.

I did NOT wait in line at the fabric store for over an hour with 3 kids in tow just to get some material cut in order to make some cheap Christmas gifts...

What did you NOT do this week?

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While teaching the toddler class at church I sat in a wet spot. Once I had determined that it was urine, I did a pants check. When discovering that not one person had wet pants, I did NOT consider all the potential ways that this could have happened. I have yet to figure out how it happened. And, I certainly, did NOT text my friend teaching in the other room to get her opinion...

I am NOT addicted to a certain weight loss reality show. And while NOT watching the afore mentioned show, I did NOT text Timmarie at least 10 times giving a running commentary of my strong opinions.

And I certainly would NOT have been mad about the results of a tv show. That would be ridiculous!

And, this week, I was NOT shocked to discover that my 5 month old preemie currently weighs 17 1/2 pounds!

So, what did you NOT do this week??

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Who would choose to sleep on the couch, even if it offends her husband a little, just to feel the breeze through the security screen doors? Not me!

Would that same person say that sleeping with the windows open makes her feel unsafe, but then sleep with the front and back doors wide open? Yes, I think she would. The security screens have dead bolts...

What kind of mother has to ask her 3 year old, "When was the last time you took a bath?" Not me!

Probably the same mother who allows her 5 month old to watch cartoons just because it makes him happy. Ridiculous!